Wendigo Corp

Due to recent budget increases we have established a Janitorial Department. Max Geiger, who was previously a Cubicle Drone (DIN# 3578), has been promoted to Head of Janitorial Services. We cannot wait to see his new department flex their muscles - to see a true professional display of mop and bucket dexterity. We ask that all floor employees continue to contribute to the general cleanliness of our office because as we all know: The Early Adopter of Stewardship gets the early Synergy (Wendigo, 2003).

R&D just approved THE BASS VOL. 1 for distribution. Product Management teams have begun distributing it via known-shop channels. You can find THE BASS VOL. 1 in our shop tab.

New Product Launch: Sample Pack 1 - Available for commission from the Company Store.

Company Administration has designated the new Chief Synergy Officer (CSO) to be Shalit Maitrechit. Mr. Maitrechit has shown incredible resolve in his management of the Ant Uprising. His gallant enthusiasm has not gone unnoticed. He will now be receiving Upper Management Cubicle #835 (Cougar Model).

Employee No. 3 Jack Riggs has shown tremendous enthusiasm this month at Wendigo Corp! He will be receiving a pizza party and company Gold Star Sticker (Product #1089)! Good job Jack!

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